happy happy

unescapable:

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

(via sailormoonemoji)

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

(via trans-bashir-julian)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via only1600kids)

fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

One Christmas Eve I talked about my friend sleeping on the couch when we were kids to try to see Santa, and my young cousin decided HE wanted to sleep on the couch to see Santa, and as he said this to me, my uncle was behind him, desperately signaling at me to somehow dissuade him and I panicked and just looked at him very calmly and said

“it’s too dangerous to try to look at santa.”

“why?”

“well how fast do you think he has to be moving to get all over the world in one night? he’s so fast and full of magic, if you look at santa directly, your eyes burn out.”

My Uncle nodded at me like “yeah that’ll work.”

It did.

yeah here it is

(via eatmyrobot)

that-australian-guy:

horsefieldmix:

loathlylady:

Today I heard the phrase “yeah nah that’s heaps dog but” and was sharply reminded that broad Australian English isn’t so much an accent as a dialect

is op pulling a fast one or do yall talk like this

I genuinely talk like this

(via that-australian-guy)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

(the series)

(via illegalaustralien)

hopeful-melancholy:

“i’d love to go travelling”

bank balance:

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