amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

taylorswift:

dressuplikehipsters:

taylor is creeping on tumblr right now like

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Accurate.

taylorswift:

Thank you for re-blogging that!

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

pllonabc:

-pllswagger-:

pllonabc this is the best one I have heard yet

Wow thank you so much!

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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

hervacationh0me:

hervacationh0me:

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